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<title>VIRTUAL CHAINSAW!!!</title>
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<itunes:subtitle>Virtual Chainsaw Episode 1 : An Interview with Jeff Reddick</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Welcome to Virtual Chainsaw! This isn't a podcast where you'll find me, your host Steve, spouting information from other websites that I'll claim as my own, no, this is a show where I bring you the facts directly from the horses mouth. The people I interview, are all from the industry, be it game or movie. Everythings relaxed here, no fanboy hyperbole. So itune-in, sit back, relax and enjoy!</itunes:summary>
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<title>CLOSING BY 12pm, SUNDAY MARCH 18 L.A. TIME</title>
<link>http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=193604#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Guys, girls, puppies, kittens...<br/><br/>Virtual Chainsaw is bidding Libsyn adieu.<br/><br/>Head on over to www.virtualchainsaw.com<br/><br/>or<br/><br/>use the new rss feed<br/><br/>www.virtualchainsaw.com/rssfeed.xml<br/><br/>I know there were issues with the rss feed before but its all working properly now. <br/><br/>Cyas over on the new site!!!!!!!!<br/><br/>BYE LIBSYN!!!! THANKS.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>VIRTUAL CHAINSAW IS MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ok people. It's all done.<br/><br/>RSS feed is up and running. The new RSS address is:<br/><br/>www.virtualchainsaw.com/rssfeed.xml<br/><br/>redirect your itunes/winamp/whatever that way and you wont miss these following interviews:<br/><br/>Jason Mewes - Theres more to the man than just that popular stoner in the View-Askewiverse.<br/>James Kyson Lee - Ando Masahashi from HEROES drops by and we discuss his whole career. And some Heroes tidbits!<br/><br/>and in around two weeks: (We're talking this week! :) )<br/><br/>DOUG JONES: Yes, thats right, The Pale Man, The only lord of a Labyrinth scarier than David Bowie in tights, the man who slathers on metallic paint to go surfing... the multiple eyed doom creature... the Zombie in Hocus Pocus... to quote his manager 'The Most Famous Man you've NEVER seen.'.<br/><br/><br/>But remember, they're only on the NEW site. So that's 4 interviews now you're missing if you haven't headed over. 1 posted right now, 1 posting later today and the other two coming within the next two weeks... <br/><br/>www.virtualchainsaw.com is the site<br/><br/>www.virtualchainsaw.com/rssfeed.xml is the feed.<br/><br/>Enjoy! See you there.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2007 06:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#34;So Scorponok and I were having coffee the other day...&#34;  ZACK WARD 2 of 2!!!!!!!!!!!! TRANSFORMERS N STUFF! ENJOY!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hey people, here's the second interview with Zack Ward, where we get down and dirty about Transformers... here's a little bit to whet your appetite. Enjoy! When you're finished reading, download it, there's much better stuff to hear yet! ;)

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">================<br/></span></p>


<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> Are you able to tell me, does Scorponok transform
into a robot at any point, or is he just a giant robot scorpion? </p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> He's pretty much just a giant robot scorpion. He
always was, and he always is. I think he comes attached to a giant helicopter.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> Man, I'm not a giant transformers geek but I've been
keeping tabs on the movie because it's something I watched when I was a young
kid? I don't share the opinion these fucktards on IMDB have,&nbsp; &quot;Optimus Prime has
flames on him they've ruined the movie!!!&quot;, I think it looks fucking awesome.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack: </span>Oh dude, it DOES.</p>


<span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> The robots Ive seen so far, the footage, the trailer,
had me creaming in my pants practically.



<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> When you see the vision for Scorponok? When people are
watching and looking at Scorponok and you see his POV? They did something
interesting, they try to do as much in camera as they can before it goes to
post. What they did here, was the vision for Scorponok, was a 3700mm lens for a
camera! There's only one in existence. It's roughly 3 feet long, comes in a
giant case, and it's one of the first shots we were shooting, you see it out in
shiprock when Scorponok is circling us. This is a lense that can enable you to
see a half mile away that has a depth of field that meaning that from the edge
of your nose to your eye will be in focus perfectly, but everything else is a
blur. It's gonna be AMAZING. So for those people who wanna nerd out and know a
little bit more than their buddy sitting next to them when they watch the
movie, and you see Scorponok do this super close zoom in? They can go &quot;You know
that's a 3700mm lense!&quot; and that'll make you sound reeeeeeaally reeeeeally
smart.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p style="font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> *laughs* That is fucking unreal, the thing I wanna
ask you about, do you get sort of stalked a bit like in Jaws?</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p style="font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> Yes! Well that's what it is, any good horror movie, I
mean if you just brought out the robots it'd be just TADA here they are. And
you wouldn't care. But what you wanna do is tease the audience, a strip tease,
you wanna make them see another little bit of scorponok, a little bit more of
that big reveal!</p>






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<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack</span>: Any kid under 8? They're gonna crap their pants. It's
pretty *laughs* it's a pretty violent movie. The stuff that goes on? You'll be
jumping out of your skin. You'll be doing the &quot;Oh my god! Oh jesus!&quot; thing.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> The reason I asked you about Jaws, is because when
you see it leap in and out of the sand, I just envisage this bit where you see
the sand shift, and a part poke out, and go back in!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span><span>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span>Mmmmmhmmmmm!</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> You guys going &quot;What the fuck is that?&quot; kinda thing!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> Mmmmmhmmmmm!!!! It's just like Jaws in the desert!</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> That's exactly what I'm hoping it is! The real cool
part, I should've tacked on earlier, is the fact it's based on a real instance
where the military had to go and use a mobile phone to ring through to their
base of command or something?</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span>About what?</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> Something about in the script, I don't know if you
did it in the final movie, where you have to go to a village in <st1:country-region><st1:place>Qatar</st1:place></st1:country-region>?</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p style="font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack: </span>Ah yeah the Bedouin village.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve: </span>Yeah and you have to use one of their mobile phones
and a credit card? And its apparently based off a real life military situation.
Apparently that really did happen.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> Okay? It could be possible, cause they've got great
gear but sometimes stuff goes down.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> I'm not saying there was a real scorponok that
attacked or something that attacked *laughs* cause the LAST time Megatron
invaded!</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> It'd be great if they did like at the end of the DVD,
if they did like those PIXAR cartoons, where you'd have the transformers
hanging around the Craft services tables eating and you hear Scorponok report
to makeup!</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p>=============================</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> The cool thing <st1:place><st1:placename>Michael</st1:placename>
 <st1:placename>Bay</st1:placename></st1:place> does, is he tries to do
everything practical, not in a cgi effect, do you understand the difference?</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> Yes, and that's fucking awesome.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> So a lot of the stunts that go on? They're *real*
stunts. Some of the time we had real robots out there in the desert, under the
sand, coming out of the sand, real explosions going on, real F117A's flying
overhead, real A-10 Warthogs these are tank killers. We had REAL Ospreys. Two
of them. There's only 4 of them in the ENTIRE USA airforce.</p>








<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> Yeah they were saying on an interview, it's the first
movie to shoot an F22 Raptor on film instead of using CGI?</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> Yeah! Yep!</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve:</span> That is so cool.</p>






<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zack:</span> That's BEYOND cool motherfucker! Like, we had, we got
probed by the US Govt. before we were allowed near the (Name was kinda
incomprehensible, so it'd be wrong if I tried to write one...) Airforce base
before we could get on. We had to be asked credentials, backtaxes,
fingerprinted, retinal scanned, DNA, back taxes, everything. Because this is
one of only three places in the <st1:country-region><st1:place>USA</st1:place></st1:country-region>
where the F117 can land. This airforce base IS Area 51. Understand that. </p>






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<br/><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p>


I don't know about you lot, but to me, that's some pretty INTENSE shit right there. F22's on screen in the FLESH (Or metal...) for the first time, Ospreys, F117's, A10 Warthogs! Giant Metal Scorpions! DNA! A budget exceeding Russias annual turnover! Giant robots beating the SHIT out of each other, standing around catering tables, drinking coffee, hanging out for sitcom pilot season... And MICHAEL FREAKIN BAY YELLING AT THEM ALL, FIRING THEM, THEN RE-HIRING THEM!!!! Sweet I tell you. Sweet.<br/><br/>I'm sold. Count me there, first day, first session, first in line.<br/><br/>I'll clarify something though as far as Tyrese goes:<br/><br/>Whilst I AM skeptical as far as people of various talents crossing over into others, I DO like Tyrese as an actor. Tyrese has proven himself with solid work in 2f2f, Four Brothers and a few others, he's built himself a solid standing as far as his work goes. Andre Benjamin? That cat is just brilliant. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? Just truly fantastic. I'm well aware some people liked 'Get Rich or Die Trying', I just didn't. My disliking of GRoDT doesn't mean I dislike 50 as a person, I don't know the dude personally. But as far as not liking 50 as an actor in GRoDT? That's my choice and I stick by it.<br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#34;I want to have Kevin Smiths Poo Baby&#34; becomes the catch cry of 2007... The Zack Ward Interview, episode 1 of 2!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182471#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, dogs and cats... cover your ears. There is NO WAY this episode will get past the foul language barrier unharmed... hahaha.<br/><br/>This week, I start my two parter... my epic journey... my sites own LORD OF THE RINGS if you will, missing the third act with the seventeen hour finale though...<br/><br/>What am I on about? ZACK WARD is what I'm on about!!! This guy freakin ROCKS. <br/><br/>Zack's instantly recognisable from a few projects, first and foremost, for me, is TITUS, where he played Christopher Titus's best friend. Remember that episode where Titus was in a coma, and some redheaded psycho guy is on him beating the living shit out of him? Say hello to Zack!!!<br/><br/>So anyhow to cut past the chase and into the notoriety, he's also in some of Uwe Bolls movies. He's &quot;The Dude&quot; in POSTAL and he's playing &quot;Billy the Kid&quot; in Bloodrayne 2. Biggest and best of all? Hes in...<br/><br/>TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes people, love it or hate it from what you've seen (which aint much...), there's a Transformers movie coming and personally I think it looks kickass. Zack, plays Donnolly, a member of a platoon that takes on Blackout and Scorponok (Helicopter and giant scorpion respectively.) Does he live to tell the tale? I guess you'll find out this July 4...<br/><br/>So have a listen, I GUARANTEE you you'll enjoy it, or your money back! Well, if you were donating to this site I would anyhow :) But I'm a free service, so there's not much to complain about is there.<br/><br/>So sit back, relax and listen to ZACK WARDS INTERVIEW, PART 1 of 2...<br/><br/>Part 2 coming in 7 days... ENJOY!!!!<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 22:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 6: Talking to Corri English was as fun as skiing down an arctic iceberg with a group of penguins singing wierd music!!!</title>
<link>http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177815#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Corri English... what can I say about her... asides *wow*. hahaha.<br/><br/>Talk about a great interview, what a woman. smart, witty, funny, endearing, everything I hoped she'd be and more. Man I sound like I went out on a date with her don't I!!! <br/><br/>We talk about Corris new movie Unrest, from Jason Ipson, hear her take on her role, the movie, how it was working with Robert Englund on Killer Pad... it's all good! Find out about why she's looking forward to being a demon and what she got upto in those prosthetics...<br/><br/>So anyhow people, dig in, have a listen and see what you think of one of the most beautiful women I've ever talked to in my life! :)<br/><br/>I read somewhere that she likes From Justin to Kelly... dear god Corri NO!!! hehe.<br/></p>

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<p>Quick note:</p>

<p>After re-listening to this, I realised that I put in the non edited version instead of the goddamn edited one!!!!! This included the part where my goddamn father rang up mid interview and I had to answer the phone hahahaha. Oh well. Plus a name I should've bleeped out. So apologies all round. I'll be more thorough in future.</p>

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<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 23:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=176225#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode 5: Thalman Strikes Back. Join Mark Thalman and his merry empire as he talks to me about Automaton Transfusion. <br/>]]></description>
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<title>Episode 4: It's a Boll world after all, It's a Boll world after alllllll....</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 4: Uwe Boll. You will find no better interview on the internet than the one you will find here with this man. This... amazing man.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>A VC/DDJ Co-production 2007 All rights reserved</itunes:subtitle>
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<title>Episode 3 ; Jason Todd Ipson drops by to scare us out of our pants!</title>
<link>http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167381#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode 3: Jason Todd Ipson talks to us about his new movie Unrest.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 4 Jan 2007 12:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 2 : Attack of the Mendez's</title>
<link>http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165673#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode 2: Mike Mendez talks about Gravedancers and other projects.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>EPISODE 1 : An Interview with Jeff Reddick</title>
<link>http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=163177#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode 1: Jeff Reddick talks Day of the Dead 2007.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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